Fool the Earthlings
It is a crazy world out here. Unlike your usual serving of oddities in the movies, you got a bunch of these strange primates running around doing the oddest things that have both amazed and disgusted you. You have to put up with bad food, worse service, having to pay taxes, American Idol, and every so often football season starts up and these barbarians enjoy watching other barbarians smash each other to pulp moving a ball back and forth across a field to cheering audiences. On top of that you got their kids; enough to drive you insane if it weren’t for the fact you’ve always got your fellow colleagues from the other world to turn to for some sane companionship. But it just isn’t very easy to spot them. Like you, they change their garb every few years to avoid detection, and the humans are getting craftier and craftier. Why, not long ago they found they found the first unearthly creatures and dissected it. Well, with this set of Alien Cufflinks, you and the rest of your scout mission can identify each other with relative easy by almost hiding in plain sight! These silver cufflinks perfectly look like proper aliens, and are charming enough to fool the average human into thinking you’re some sort of sci-fi aficionado. Plus, they look quite stylish on those human arms you’re using at the moment. While these miscellaneous cufflinks aren’t like your other ones, it might just allow you to contact their master when things get a little dicey. They’ll allow you to blend in while alerting your fellow comrades to who you are without giving yourselves away to prepare for the upcoming invasion.